Singing the hyperadrenergic pots blues

ba da ba da bum
I get up and fall down
ba da ba da bum
I go back to bed
ba da ba da bum
The room's spinning madly
ba da ba da bum
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY HEAD??

ba da ba da bum
So I went to my doctor
ba da ba da bum
He said "I know what you gots!"
ba da ba da bum
"Your brain just isn't working"
ba da ba da bum
"You have hyperadrenergic POTS!"

Refrain:
Oh I got the hPOTS blues da dum da dum
Oh yeah, I got the postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome blues.  da dum da dum
I'm sick all the time
I can't hardly rhyme!
I want to do more
But my brain's acting poor!
Oh yeah, I got the postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome blues. 

One more verse:
ba da ba da bum
I need to eat breakfast
ba da ba da bum
My cats need to be fed
ba da ba da bum
I drag my butt to the kitchen
ba da ba da bum
And then go right back to bed!

Refrain

This is a really silly posting I know.  But sometimes when all else fails, you just have to laugh or do something absurd. :-)

Please add your own POTS blues verse to the comments if you have one!